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		<title>Osama Bin Laden is Dead &#8211; Funniest Twitter Quotes</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 May 2011 05:30:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[So Osama is dead&#8230; shot in the dome-piece as I heard on the radio this morning. I could hardly believe it when the stream first started coming over twitter. My [...]]]></description>
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<p>So Osama is dead&#8230; shot in the dome-piece as I heard on the radio this morning. I could hardly believe it when the stream first started coming over twitter. My first thoughts was how long have we been looking for that guy? and Ok now what. </p>
<p>Anyway with the flood of tweets to read about I got amped up and decided to post my favorite ten tweets of the event. </p>
<h3><a href="http://twitter.com/#!/DanaArikane">@DanaArikane:</a><br />
&quot;They should have captured Bin Laden alive and made him continually go through airport security for the rest of his life.&quot;</h3>
<h3><a href="http://twitter.com/#!/rochellethestats">@rochellethestats:</a><br />
&quot;It’s like a Disney film… The Prince marries the Princess and the villain dies #justice&quot;</h3>
<h3><a href="http://twitter.com/#!/sickipediabot">@sickipediabot:</a><br />
&quot;So Osama Bin Laden is dead… Amazing what the Americans can do when the playstation network is down.&quot;</h3>
<h3><a href="http://twitter.com/#!/Allwazerite">@Allwazerite:</a><br />
&quot;I bet Osama Bin Laden was killed after his personal information was leaked in the Playstation Network security breach.&quot;</h3>
<h3><a href="http://twitter.com/#!/jesus">@jesus:</a><br />
&quot;Sorry, you’re at the wrong gate, Osama.&quot;</h3>
<h3><a href="http://twitter.com/#!/JediJunkie">@JediJunkie:</a><br />
&quot;Looks like Osama signed up for Foursquare on the wrong day.&quot;</h3>
<h3><a href="http://twitter.com/#!/rudygay22">@rudygay22:</a><br />
&quot;Ok so we killed Osama. Now all we have to do is find Wald and Carmen San Diego! Then I will be impressed!!!&quot;</h3>
<h3><a href="http://twitter.com/#!/unknown">@unknown:</a><br />
&quot;Osama Bin Laden, Waldo, Carmen San Diego… #WorldHideAndSeekChampions&quot; *</h3>
<h3><a href="http://twitter.com/#!/NZAfro">@NZAfro:</a><br />
&quot;R.I.P Osama Bin Laden – World Hide And Go Seek Champion (2001 – 2011)&quot;</h3>
<h3><a href="http://twitter.com/#!/davidbates">@davidbates:</a><br />
&quot;I bet Apple found Osama Bin Laden using that Remote Iphone Data… he was selling goats on ebay&quot;</h3>
<p>* I saw this one but could not find it again once I started writing this post&#8230; if your that person contact me on twitter. </p>
<p>Hope you enjoy National &#8220;We kicked his ass&#8221; day<br />
David Bates</p>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Feb 2010 05:08:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David Bates</dc:creator>
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		<title>A Day in a Web-Devs Life-2010</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 09 Jan 2010 06:56:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>David Bates</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Today my post will be a bit different. I normally don&#8217;t talk much about work on my personal blog for various reasons. One of which being that I live in [...]]]></description>
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Today my post will be a bit different. I normally don&#8217;t talk much about work on my personal blog for various reasons. One of which being that I live in a right to hire state and include a link to my blog in my email signature. I also link to this blog&#8217;s RSS feed from several locations within our companies intranet. So you can see why I am leery to post about anything work related. I must apologize for its length and lack of direction but I felt that it needed to be documented since I use this blog as a journal of sorts. With that out of the way I would like to give you a taste of my work life. </p>
<p>I start my days around 5:00 each morning the first thing I reach for is my Iphone to check on emails and tweets that may have happened throughout the night. I then head downstairs and get ready for the workday so I don&#8217;t wake the wife and Daniel (They are not morning people). Once ready I check my phone again as I am about to leave Wi-Fi access for at least a 30 minute drive. I live in Madison, NC and work in Greensboro. My drive depends heavily on traffic and weather, leaving at 5:30 or 6:00AM normally get&#8217;s me to work in about 30 minutes. </p>
<p>Once I arrive at work I grab for a MT. Dew and unlock my machine&#8230; I never reboot my machine unless there are windows updates so it is always ready to go and set to where I left off the day before. My programs that are running upon startup normally consist of Chrome, Tweetdeck, Outlook, Flash, and Visual Studio&#8230; depending on my work the day before I may have SQL or a spreadsheet open. </p>
<p>Again I check email and twitter to see if anything has gone on during my drive that I need to react to. I then check my task list which is a SharePoint calendar with some extra columns for priority, comments, and requestor to see what task I need to work on next. I switch between my task list and my dry-erase board depending on my workload as I have found under heavy loads the dry-erase board made me more productive. I normally use my task list however. Having just checked my task list I can see that I have 11 High&#8217;s for both external and internal development so I jump on one and start coding. </p>
<p>Since I work in MarComm and not IT I find that sometimes respect as a true developer is hard to come by and I am new to the group so I still have yet to earn some of the respect. However this affects how I have to approach certain tasks and can sometimes either help or hinder a situation. I have to be very careful to put on the bully face when needed but also have to be uber-friendly which I inherently am anyway. </p>
<p>So while coding I will normally have to attend around 2 meetings per day sometimes this is a waste and I continue to code on my Ipone but other times I find the meetings enlightening especially the ones that decide who owns what or who controls what process. </p>
<p>So enough of the ambiguitis stuff and onto the meat. When I say coding I normally am required to design, build, or correct errors in XSLT/XML, SQL/VB, SQL/C#, Flash, or Java. The changes can range from making a color change to full-blown design of new collections of data. I find myself working most in SQL/VB and XML/XSLT as that is what my predecessor chose to use. I am a C# guy myself as I started programming in C and then moved into Cocoa on the Mac before becoming a web-dev. </p>
<p>My current biggest project is the addition of video at work both internal and external. So my Flash skills have come into play there. I hope to write up so good material for deployment in an enterprise and even develop some best practices for video. </p>
<p>However what gets me the most praise at work is my ability to solve problems, not always solving coding problems but by taking a look at the whole picture and be able to develop a system that works for the environment it is in. I find it odd when I solve a problem and they say no one else has thought of that&#8230; it&#8217;s so simple. I love it. </p>
<p>I leave my work around 4 each day but most times I don&#8217;t actually get to leave until about 5 as I get caught up in a project and don&#8217;t know when to quite or something breaks last minute in the day. Either way I reverse my morning routing where I check my Iphone when I leave and when I get home. I then try and spend time with Daniel and wife until around 9 when it is time for me and Daniel to watch some youtube and go to sleep. </p>
<p>So that is what I do as a web-dev, I code, I listen, and I fix problems. What a better way to work than that. I really feal that I am doing what makes me happy as I can&#8217;t get enough of it. Right now I am at home on a friday night writing this post about work when I should be asleep&#8230; What can I say I am a true G33K and there is no place like 127.0.0.1 <img src='http://dlbates.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p>Goodnight<br />
David Bates</p>
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